These American Flag Flasks Are 53% Off And Include A Pouring Funnel And All The Patriotism You Can Handle

A few questions:

• Do you fancy yourself a patriot?
• Do you bleed red, piss white and shit blue?
• Do you firmly believe that God should bless America and no place else?
• Is drinking discretely in public something you enjoy?
• Does the American flag arouse you?

If you answered yes to a few of these questions than this is the flask for you. If you answered yes to all of these questions, then you might want to seek help, because although it is clear that you really love your country, the color of your stool sounds like it’s highly problematic.

That’s all I have to say. This flask sells itself. My God, just look how fucking sexy it is. Not to mention that it’s 53% RIGHT NOW.